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A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck
Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.

Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!
Mike by LilVertoDShawn August 7, 2018
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Mike is a person who sometimes is chill but other times no body fucking likes him and he is a fat sun of a bitch and his dick is very small and he gets a few girls but they are fat aswell and usually still look better than him but otherwise he is smart and is caring and will have the drive one day to be successful and gay
Mike. is cool and all but he is a fat bitch sometimes
Mike. by cookid101 November 30, 2018
Thick mike
Danggggg he too thick might as well be called thick mike
Mike by LaNiyataylor June 19, 2019

Mike Tomlin 

Michael Pettaway Tomlin is the most overrated ringleader in sports history. He constantly talks about "nameless gray faces", this and that, and while he says he means to treat every opponent the same way, he's basically telling elite teams that he thinks they're as good as the bad teams. He never adjusts his game plan to stop a team's best player. That's why he let Austin Ekeler go for 4 TDs on him last Sunday night. He allows the drama to destroy the team's season in 2018 and 2020. In 2018, he allowed the cancer B's of Bell and Brown to cause an off-field distraction and the team imploded like Three Rivers Stadium. In 2020, he allowed JuJu Smith-Moron and Chase Nutcase to TikTok away until Smith-Moron got his bell rung, coincidentally by Von Bell. He's had November or December collapses in 6 of his 15 seasons. He's lost or tied to 20 teams that finished their season with 5 or less wins, not the least of which was a 27-24 home loss to the 2014 Tampa Bay Bucs, who finished 2-14. I went to that game and was shocked when they lost. Don't mind me, I was but a small child when I went to the game. Mike is 8-8 in the playoffs and has went a mere 3-6 in the last 10 seasons. I'm sick and tired of this cheerleader/ringleader imposing his crappy regime on the Pittsburgh Steelers. Let me know with the like/dislike button what you think. I think he's an average head coach who's had great talent.
Mike Tomlin, the ringleader of the Pittsburgh Steelers circus, leads an overrated slobshow. However, the vast majority of the fans of the black and gold brigade will ignore this, and scream, "THE STILLERS ARE GOIN' TO THE SUPER BOWL!"
Mike Tomlin by Dance YT Nerds November 26, 2021

Mike Wheeler 

Mike Wheeler a character from stranger things who’s straighter then a plank of wood
“Isn’t it amazing how much of an amazing character Mike Wheeler is the girls love him so much”

You know who's Mike? 

"- You know who's Mike?"
"- Who?"
"- Mike ock"
sound like "my MALE GENITAL"