Matthew Dubin

Big nerd who smells like gay and has flat thumbs.

Stop being a Matthew Dubin you bitch, thumb war me

by Ojee May 29, 2018

matthew mason

an absoloute loser. no one likes him or wants to be near him. smells awful. 1/10

wow look at that matthew mason. what a fgt

by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018

Matthew

The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.

Random girl: Can you help me with a math question?
Matthew: Of course

by dountshopbitch67 June 7, 2018

Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed

“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head”

by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018

Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.

Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!

by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022

Matthew

A guy raging for no reason.

Don't be like a Matthew, getting mad over a Jett nerf.

by Rufertei August 9, 2022

Matthew

He is an awesome guy. He deserves everything in this world. Matthew probably gets some smack sometimes, but he’s an awesome guy, and you are lucky to know one. He’s super handsome, and kind. Even if he doesn’t know it.

I love Matthew

by Blueberrymuffinsarecool August 12, 2022