Target mom

Basic white moms that do mommy blogs on Instagram. They live and breathe in that store while they sip on their Starbucks and check their Insta.

Kelsey: Time for another blog! Lets take our baby to Target and get Starbucks!

Kenny: Wow, you're such a Target Mom

by A person living on this earth June 11, 2018

Your Mom

The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom

Your mom is a fucking fat hoe

by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019

your mom

commonly used as in insult

most kids say it because they think its cool kid: u suck
another kid: your mom

by 0oFio July 3, 2019

your mom

someone that’s gay. you hear a lot of people say “your mom gay”. probably because it’s true.

jonah: “your mom gay”
you: “ok dude”

by your•mom•gayyy July 3, 2019

Mrs.Karen’s mom

What you call your friends mom when you are 8

Lil you: mrs.karen’s mom?
Karen’s mom: yes hun?
Lil you: Can I have some watter ?

by Chad the frat boy July 17, 2019

Your mom

Lots of yo mama jokes

who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.

by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019

Your mom

An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.

Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019