Luke…Luke has a massive cock, Luke knows how to please a girl in the bedroom, Luke is a true specimen of a man, Luke is the definition of a god
by Bigladluke November 22, 2021

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019

by presenterofradio September 4, 2005

A big fat ugly bully who thinks he runs spenny cause his dad is rich, this man thinks he is better than everyone but really just bites kids toe nails, his dad will put his jumbo John sausage up your bum if you go in his house, he also loves kids bum, if you see a Luke Moran run
by Big dirty paki June 21, 2020

oh god damn it, Luke is here....
by Trez69 May 24, 2025

by anonymous May 17, 2022
