John Cena

Someone you can't see

Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..

by John Cena's Manager December 8, 2020

John Kingington

King size rolling papers!

"Lets stick 10 John Kingingtons together and roll up some weed"

by chewrocket October 24, 2008

John turner

A short dick hardworking "man"

This guy is a john turner lookin motherfucker

by Twizzle1195 October 8, 2018

John Aylward

The true crime MVP.

Jose: “You always watch all the best true crime documentaries; who’s your supplier?”

Steven: “John Aylward, my man”

by smelliott7 April 18, 2021

john mura

A gay ass no good bitch. Someone everyone hates and someone who does it with his dog westley. Everyone wishes he was dead and die.

John Mura is a gay retarded.

by Sad brad May 7, 2018

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his beans.

I just got fired from NASA, or I should say I got John Banksed

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019