Jacob is the most sexy , funny, talented, loves sports, and can get any girl he wants. Every time you see him you almost pass out from his looks and you can get lost in his most gorgeous blue eyes. He is also the starting shouting gaurd for his team and every girl and friends cheer for him. When you meet Jacob you will be at love in first sight and remember him forever
Girl 1:have you seen Jacob
Girl 2:no he will never date me
Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi
Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other
Girl 2:no he will never date me
Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi
Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other
by Katie clair March 21, 2018
Get the Jacob mug.Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.
Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.
Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.
by quieroqueso May 1, 2021
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Get the Jacob sonne mug.Within the vast tapestry of humanity, a seemingly unremarkable soul resides, bearing neither extraordinary gifts nor striking countenance. At times, their demeanor may be marred by unkindness or impatience. Devoid of distinctive allure, their presence drifts across the landscape of life like a solitary wanderer, inviting neither deep inquiry nor warm embrace. Thank you for your discernment....LOVES MEMES
by ehe te nandayo December 14, 2023
Get the Julia Jacob mug.However, Jacob is a commonly used name around all over the UK. The definition of Jacob has a lot of variations. Jacob usually in love with the most gothic girls on the planet. Will never aim for normal bird, but the ripped nylon, black maked up girls, especially ones that collects dog poop and mix it with a potion.
- I went out with Jacob once, it was alright but I didn't liked the type of anime we was watching.
- You like anime, what type was it?
- Hentai.
- You like anime, what type was it?
- Hentai.
by JbeanYE September 1, 2022
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“Look bro he’s benching 405x20 and he’s got 3 girls with him and drives a gtr nismo”
“He’s such a fucking Jacob”
“He’s such a fucking Jacob”
by exceptionul February 5, 2023
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