we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!
by Octosc June 5, 2018
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He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
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Oh look it's black Jesus and he is making it rain on use peasants, so we can eat.
Oh look it's black Jesus he is swagged the fuck out
Oh look it's black Jesus he is swagged the fuck out
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"jesus tits, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener...again!" or "jesus tits, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!"
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