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doing a jesus

when you are failing at something and come back and win
we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!
by Octosc June 5, 2018
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Jesus Christ

A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father

Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023
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Jesus cardenas

Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls
by Jellie is real March 19, 2021
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Black Jesus

Soulja boy's alter ego. Shows acts of kindness to people, people look at him like he is Jesus. Being swagged the fuck out.
Oh look it's black Jesus and he is making it rain on use peasants, so we can eat.

Oh look it's black Jesus he is swagged the fuck out
by Dre'eagagagg December 23, 2010
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jesus tits

generic exclamation of shock, disgust, disbelief, or awe (not necessarily originating from subjects related to christianity nor female anatomy); usually followed by a pronoun in practice
"jesus tits, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener...again!" or "jesus tits, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!"
by gee-zus TITz April 30, 2003
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Jesus Christ

Didn't exist. Point blank period. Prove me wrong, motherfucker. Some stupid motherfucker people used to sell otherwise, useless criss cross gold trinkets.
by JayJay1000 September 3, 2018
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Jesus Junior

A vibrator, Dildo, something used to stimulate female sex organs to the point of orgamasm. got its name from Lauren, who said that "Only jesus could make me feel this good." Is often blue and sparkly.
I experianced divine intervention last nite, yeah, a date with Jesus Junior.
by BLASHAMYURGOINGTOHELL April 26, 2003
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