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jacob is a guy who is everything.yiu can’t miss him he’s just great. but he’s a heart breaker..sooo try not to fall for a jacob.i did and i’m broken inside
me:omg look at him he’s really cute

friend:yea
me:he’s probably a jacob
by poopyhead9 November 14, 2019
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Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)
that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball
by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019
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Jacob Hupke

A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues
Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen
by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 22, 2021
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jacob jaramillo

The guy that looks like Hitler at an orgy and yells kill the jews and nine
The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.
by LolNotAGermanGuy October 5, 2017
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jacob costa

a man who likes a girl across the country and won’t like any others because it’s not her.
jacob costa- “bro i can’t get over her
evan- “bruh she moves across the country
jacob costa-“don’t care. i only liked her and not my 100 other gf’s i could have”
by king69420 July 1, 2020
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Electronic Jacob

yaghoob barghi (in Persian) is a famous Vending machine located in Amirkabir university.
Since 2003 it has been the most popular object in the university.
Electronic Jacob has become the symbol of the university.
I can't wait to go to university and see Electronic Jacob again!
by Ahoura_g November 20, 2021
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jacob sigel

The sexiest guy you have ever seen in your life
I wish I could be as hot as Jacob Sigel
by js1999 May 29, 2017
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