Grounding wood; when you miss the flying wood so much you become the opposite of flying and are now grounded. Grounding wood can appear when you are in immediate need of The flying wood back in your life
Person 1: “I just him so much and I feel so horrible about it and I don’t know why.”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”
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*WHCH!*
Jesus "Ow."
*WHCH!*
Jesus "Ow. "
Guard "Alright now... Carry the wood."
Jesus "Okie dokie. OOF! That feels WAY heavier than I thought it would! It's weird being on the other side of it...."
Guard "Go!"
Jesus "Yeah, no I didn't make these meat Gundams very well..."
*Crowd clamoring in the background*
Father 😨 "What in the fuck is happening right now...?"
Crowd "Kill Jesus! Meh!"
Father "You KNOW he didn't do anything!"
Jesus "Ope... Going down... *THUD!*"
Guard "You there! What's your name?"
Father "Huh? Uh.... Simon? Simon of Cyrene."
Guard "Help him carry the thing. Help him carry the wood."
Father "Do you know even who you're talking to right... You know what? Whatever"
*Lifts wood*
Jesus "Hey *Father*! Er, oh... Heheheh."
Father "Yeahyeah, very funny."
Jesus "I think so. Yeah."
Father *exasperated sigh*
Jesus "I don't think that guard likes me very much."
Father "Yeah... I think I'm going to burn him alive later..."
Jesus "Heheheh."
Father "Tsk! This is dumb. Why are you doing this?"
Jesus "Yeah... I don't know.... What else is there to do?"
Father 😧 "Um... I don't know, I guess. I don't like this..."
Jesus "Hey, not too late to save me."
Father "From what!?"
Jesus "Heh... Alright. Here we are."
*WHCH!*
Jesus "Ow."
*WHCH!*
Jesus "Ow. "
Guard "Alright now... Carry the wood."
Jesus "Okie dokie. OOF! That feels WAY heavier than I thought it would! It's weird being on the other side of it...."
Guard "Go!"
Jesus "Yeah, no I didn't make these meat Gundams very well..."
*Crowd clamoring in the background*
Father 😨 "What in the fuck is happening right now...?"
Crowd "Kill Jesus! Meh!"
Father "You KNOW he didn't do anything!"
Jesus "Ope... Going down... *THUD!*"
Guard "You there! What's your name?"
Father "Huh? Uh.... Simon? Simon of Cyrene."
Guard "Help him carry the thing. Help him carry the wood."
Father "Do you know even who you're talking to right... You know what? Whatever"
*Lifts wood*
Jesus "Hey *Father*! Er, oh... Heheheh."
Father "Yeahyeah, very funny."
Jesus "I think so. Yeah."
Father *exasperated sigh*
Jesus "I don't think that guard likes me very much."
Father "Yeah... I think I'm going to burn him alive later..."
Jesus "Heheheh."
Father "Tsk! This is dumb. Why are you doing this?"
Jesus "Yeah... I don't know.... What else is there to do?"
Father 😧 "Um... I don't know, I guess. I don't like this..."
Jesus "Hey, not too late to save me."
Father "From what!?"
Jesus "Heh... Alright. Here we are."
Guard "Alright. Move along."
Father 😡 *Disgruntled mumbling* "Gonna move that fucking flesh along... Right offa that fucking skeleton of yours..." 😤
Guard "Alright. Let's nail him to the wood and get out of here."
*Hammering noises*
Jesus "Ow."
Guard *Stabs Jesus and walks away*
Jesus "Hey! Ouch! That is sharp...."
Dismas "Oh Lord! Please! Please forgive me!"
Jesus "Ok."
Gestas "Hey, why don't you just use your God magic, huh?"
Jesus "Ok."
Crow *Lands next to Gestas*
Gestas "AAAAAH! AAAH! MY EYES! AAAAAARRGH!!!"
Jesus "Heheheh... This is fun. You guys are fun... Hey... I'm getting cold... This... This feels weird... *Father*! Why have you forsaken me!? Heheheh..."
Father *Disgruntled groan* "GodIhateyousomuchrightnow..."
Father 😡 *Disgruntled mumbling* "Gonna move that fucking flesh along... Right offa that fucking skeleton of yours..." 😤
Guard "Alright. Let's nail him to the wood and get out of here."
*Hammering noises*
Jesus "Ow."
Guard *Stabs Jesus and walks away*
Jesus "Hey! Ouch! That is sharp...."
Dismas "Oh Lord! Please! Please forgive me!"
Jesus "Ok."
Gestas "Hey, why don't you just use your God magic, huh?"
Jesus "Ok."
Crow *Lands next to Gestas*
Gestas "AAAAAH! AAAH! MY EYES! AAAAAARRGH!!!"
Jesus "Heheheh... This is fun. You guys are fun... Hey... I'm getting cold... This... This feels weird... *Father*! Why have you forsaken me!? Heheheh..."
Father *Disgruntled groan* "GodIhateyousomuchrightnow..."
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" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
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Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
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Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
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