A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 04, 2018
That deal is a Natale Wood...dead in the water.
by T.O. fo sho July 14, 2009
by Localmilf9 August 11, 2022
The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.
by Meme Overlord March 21, 2016
by TootyFruities June 06, 2020
The greatest gut you will ever meet, he is caring and sweet, he loves computers and summer runs in the park, he will never leave you. Don't break his heart if you date him. He doesn't like the cold but loves to ski
by #MY_LIFE November 09, 2017