Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.
by troll3193 February 05, 2023
Get the Human Copying Machine mug.

Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.
by Zay_Man November 19, 2022
Get the Human Screenshot mug.
Superior to the Humans and Ascended beyond Humanity - Mr.T
That man is the Superior Sapien Ascended Human of Earth
by Mr - T November 03, 2023
Get the Superior Sapien Ascended Human Of Earth mug.

Humanity’s domination

A plan made by The leader of the rebellion to kill all of the demons in the head council building.
The leader of the rebellion: Humanity’s Domination is the only option left Norman. Accept it.
Norman: NEVER!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
Get the Humanity’s domination mug.
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
Get the Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it... mug.

Human Omelet

A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.
"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
by TheVioletMind October 03, 2024
Get the Human Omelet mug.