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by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025
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Haggle

A retired Fraggle who has aged out of the chaos but not out of the delusion. A Haggle is an old hag-adjacent creature who now spends their time loudly “identifying” Fraggles in the wild, mistaking familiarity for insight and projection for wisdom.

Easily recognized by their bitterness toward younger Fraggles, a Haggle resents the fact that they no longer possess the stamina, charisma, or tools they once relied on during their own Fraggle era. This jealousy often manifests as moral superiority, unsolicited diagnoses, and a compulsive need to rewrite history as though they were merely an observer—never a participant.

Haggles believe their past somehow grants them authority, when in reality it only explains why they recognize the behavior so quickly. Frequently confused, a Haggle forgets that the reason they “know one when they see one” is because they once were one—just with worse coping skills and fewer excuses.

Common traits include selective amnesia, loud judgment, and the uncanny ability to insult others while insisting they’ve “grown.”
You’re not an expert—you’re just a Haggle who forgot his own Fraggle phase.”
by Fragglita January 31, 2026
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Hagioscension

Hagioscension is a Christian term for the final event when Jesus returns, the dead in Christ are raised, and the living believers are gathered up and transformed together. Hagioscension is the upgathering and is a term intended to replace the word “rapture" as a response to the pre-tribulation rapture misconception.

Etymology:

Hagios (Greek: holy, set-apart, saint)
ascension (rising, going up)
Hagioscension literally: “the ascent of the holy ones.”
Instead of arguing over rapture timelines, we just say we’re waiting for the Hagioscension.
by ParadiseKingdom777 March 6, 2026
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Haggot

Referring to a gay and or bisexual man "turned" straight, similar to the word "hasbian".
"Girl, I dropped his chile cuz I started dating Khia"
"okay Haggot"
by Preachers son March 4, 2025
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Haggus

An absolutely amazing mincecore band like my God they're soooooo peak everyone should go listen to them their gutturals and blast beats sound absolutely great. I recommend them if you're into like grindcore, crust punk, or goregrind
Person 1:"Hey, have you listened to Haggus before?

Person 2:"Yeah, man, Straight from the Slaughterhaus was an amazing album!"

Person 1:"Type shit."
by homestuck fan 413612 March 8, 2025
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hagn

Hey i Got To Go hagn
by i"mJustsped July 17, 2025
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