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Person 343: Hagoromo, Hamura, and Toneri Ōtsustsuki (Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez, and Mariam Angelique Rodriguez): The First Juveniles Release; The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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Get the Haggis mug.A retired Fraggle who has aged out of the chaos but not out of the delusion. A Haggle is an old hag-adjacent creature who now spends their time loudly “identifying” Fraggles in the wild, mistaking familiarity for insight and projection for wisdom.
Easily recognized by their bitterness toward younger Fraggles, a Haggle resents the fact that they no longer possess the stamina, charisma, or tools they once relied on during their own Fraggle era. This jealousy often manifests as moral superiority, unsolicited diagnoses, and a compulsive need to rewrite history as though they were merely an observer—never a participant.
Haggles believe their past somehow grants them authority, when in reality it only explains why they recognize the behavior so quickly. Frequently confused, a Haggle forgets that the reason they “know one when they see one” is because they once were one—just with worse coping skills and fewer excuses.
Common traits include selective amnesia, loud judgment, and the uncanny ability to insult others while insisting they’ve “grown.”
Easily recognized by their bitterness toward younger Fraggles, a Haggle resents the fact that they no longer possess the stamina, charisma, or tools they once relied on during their own Fraggle era. This jealousy often manifests as moral superiority, unsolicited diagnoses, and a compulsive need to rewrite history as though they were merely an observer—never a participant.
Haggles believe their past somehow grants them authority, when in reality it only explains why they recognize the behavior so quickly. Frequently confused, a Haggle forgets that the reason they “know one when they see one” is because they once were one—just with worse coping skills and fewer excuses.
Common traits include selective amnesia, loud judgment, and the uncanny ability to insult others while insisting they’ve “grown.”
by Fragglita January 31, 2026
Get the Haggle mug.Hagioscension is a Christian term for the final event when Jesus returns, the dead in Christ are raised, and the living believers are gathered up and transformed together. Hagioscension is the upgathering and is a term intended to replace the word “rapture" as a response to the pre-tribulation rapture misconception.
Etymology:
Hagios (Greek: holy, set-apart, saint)
ascension (rising, going up)
Hagioscension literally: “the ascent of the holy ones.”
Etymology:
Hagios (Greek: holy, set-apart, saint)
ascension (rising, going up)
Hagioscension literally: “the ascent of the holy ones.”
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Person 1:"Hey, have you listened to Haggus before?
Person 2:"Yeah, man, Straight from the Slaughterhaus was an amazing album!"
Person 1:"Type shit."
Person 2:"Yeah, man, Straight from the Slaughterhaus was an amazing album!"
Person 1:"Type shit."
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