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I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
by lmaosure December 4, 2020
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I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
by lmaosure December 4, 2020
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Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends

gender-inclusive greeting expression

replacement of the exclusive expression "Ladies and Gentlemen" with a rhyme structure

invented by the YouTuber One Topic At A Time as an appropriate greeting towards his queer audience
"Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, welcome to today's episode of r/sapphoandherfriend."
"Let's dive into this subreddit, ladies and gents and non-binary friends!"
by Aküma March 26, 2020
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best friends

Your best friend. ONE, just ONE. Best FRIENDS is a cop out.
My best friend (SINGULAR, not best friends!) is so radical.
You're wrong Allison!
by besties2008 July 30, 2011
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Brain Is Fried

Brain is fried is a fantasy rugby league competition that was created and run by a man called yurek hunt.

it has comprised of 8 teams but has expanded to 10 for the 2013 season.

the 8 inaugural teams are: the disney rats, the footrots dogs, the hills stallions, the matel giants, the muppetts toads, the sesame st eagles, the st.nick saints and the warner bros cats. the 2 new teams are the primus funksters and the rebellion porn stars.

the competition started in 2005 and the premiers of the seasons up until now (2012) were 05: footrots 06: disney 07: hills 08: st.nick 09: st.nick 10: hills 11: warner bros 12: warner bros.

st.nick and sesame street have been runners up on 2 occasions. matel, footrots, hills and warner bros runners up 1 time each. the muppetts are the only side thus far to not play in a grand final.

game results and all other statistics of the game are decided by dice rolling so there is no favourtism and all winners/losers are decided purely by chance. this makes it perhaps the most unpredictable competition in the world.

the reason why the premiership is called the brain is fried league is because one of yurek hunts good friends blackie shags believes yureks brain is fried from substance abuse in south america
yurek: hey blackie shags, whos gunna win the brain is fried in 2013?

blackie shags: muppetts
by Imic Hunt December 9, 2012
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best friends

two people that usually remain best friends for about 2 years &&and then get annoyed from eachother
she used to be my best friend until i found out she stole from me &&and stole my words &&and tryed to be my mini me...&&and then after like a month she got really anoying &&and got vans and thought she was punk &&and thought she listened to real punk rock music but hse listened to alternative &&and was a poser and knew nothing about the genre/bands she liked so i told her off and were not best friends no more :-) thank god i hate that girl!
by i x3 emo boys February 11, 2007
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Iranian Bottle Fiend

Someone that is so selfish that even in a famine they would steal a bottle from a respectable citizen
"Yo how come you're so upset?"
"Abdul is a fucking Iranian Bottle Fiend, he stole my tequila!"
by Miguel Navageegee July 13, 2010
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