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Facebook Stalker

Someone who spends larges amounts of time looking at others profiles, pictures, walls and statuses and learning about the person's life story. In addition,they must "like" every little conversation they he/ she was/is never apart of. Very rarely is it traceable. Can be traced and or noticed if the person being stalked and or victim notices a lot of "likes" and "comments" on post that The Facebook Stalker was never apart of.
Abdoul, " Hey yesterday was fun, I hope you had fun."

Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."

*Katie Likes Comment*

Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?
Facebook Stalker by iPrank February 24, 2011
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facebook goggles 

A slang term (similar to 'beer goggles') for a phenomenon in which misleading profile pictures lower sexual inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching hot chicks on Facebook. The term is often humorously applied when an individual is observed making advances towards, later regretting contact with a partner that is deemed unattractive, unacceptably scandalous, or repulsive after viewing other pictures of the Facebook user.
Dude I saw this babe on facebook and her profile picture was bangin' then I saw her beach pics and realized she was fugly, i was a victim of facebook goggles.
facebook goggles by see jay June 3, 2008

facebook snitch 

sharing a lot of unnecessary information about others while not being asked for it (similar to the recent actions of Facebook and the development of the NewsFeed).
Melissa : Wanna get something to eat?
Keisha : I heard Vicky T. sucked off Mike, Joe, David and Gino. And Paris slept with Daniel, Jamaal and Kyle.
Melissa : Alright...thanks for that.
Alicia : Wow, you definitely just whyled out.. on some serious Facebook Snitch status.
facebook snitch by dubbsy December 6, 2006

Facebook Chat Rape 

the act of leaving one word, offensive messages on a friends facebook chat right before you log out.
Spencer Facebook chat raped me last night. He called me a cunt
Facebook Chat Rape by Joe DiGrazia October 22, 2008

facebook whore 

Someone who adds everyone and their cousin on facebook, joins every other group they see, and adds every app they can think of, all just to look cooler than they really are.
My girlfriend is such a fricking facebook whore.
facebook whore by absolutelyno one October 16, 2007

facebook Paparazzi 

When someone takes photos of embarrassing moments or doing things you probably shouldn't be doing, then uploads and tags them on facebook for all your friends to see.
"My girlfriend saw a picture of me licking some random chick... damn you facebook Paparazzi!"

Facebook Purge 

On July 17, from 12 AM to 12 PM, there is a facebook purge where everyone posts nudes that they have gotten on facebook and tag the person in the nude in the post. Thy use #facebookpurge or post it in the facebook purge group on facebook.
"Hey becky, you got a pretty nice body"
"What!?"

"Oh you must of missed the facebook purge yesterday, check youre facebook sugartits"
Facebook Purge by JAY8 July 20, 2014