Dylan

Dates dykes

Somewhat lesbian. Yea. Kinda like Dylan

by Ooooogaha boogggah March 3, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.

Dylan: "Yo I love KFC, I can suck my fingers without looking like the asshole I am."

by big dave big ass March 9, 2020

Dylan Hester

The man. The myth. The child molester. Dylan hester is one of the many retarded children. Most known for Wit Kettle. This man is very autistic and can't even spell his name

Man 1"You heard if dylan hester the child molester"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"

by Anonymous12121313 March 9, 2020

Dylan

The biggest loser in the world. has a small penis and doesn’t know how to get a girl a after you the doesn’t look like a horse.

Damn dude dylans new girl looks like a horse he really downgraded

by bigbenisboiiii March 9, 2020

Dylan

Always the problem in video games. He blames everyone that he is the problem when he is the problem.

Dylan is the problem in video games.

by NayNayYEET March 12, 2020

Dylan

Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.

Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.

Person 4: This is gonna go viral!

by an average girl March 16, 2020

Dylan

The bunny whisperer. Twerks like a God. 10/10.

You like bunnies and cheeks? Get you a Dylan!

by ClappingBunny March 29, 2020