I’m just Dutch

An excuse to be rude to other people without consequences. Even if you’re not Dutch. You just state this to get out of being labeled as rude. Usually used in protest if someone says you’re being rude.

Hannes: I’m not rude. I’m just Dutch!

by Twunk102 December 24, 2025

Lee Valley Dutch Hoe

when you try to screw the little guy out of all his money.

I have a friend named Pat, and he's really getting the "lee valley dutch hoe" from a shitty tool company.

by Lee Valley July 29, 2025

The dutch effect

When you have to shit soon after eating a heavy and/or greasy meal, usually breakfast.

Where is the bathroom, the dutch effect is hitting me hard.

by Rk0281 August 3, 2017

Full Dutch

~ adjective,

Refers to a sexually promiscuous person, One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons simultaneously.

"Wow, John! If you slay any more ladies people will think you've gone Full Dutch"

by BigRig June 24, 2016

Dutch Snack Bag

When you sneak into the office fridge and fart in your co-workers bag of snacks that's in their lunch bag and then close it back up.

"Aw shit! Tommy, did you dutch snack bag my chips?!?!"

by DarthCampana June 11, 2019

Dutch Duster

When you fart in an elevator and get out on your floor.

I was in the elevator and someone dealt a dutch duster!

by Dduster December 9, 2012

Dutch Crunch

While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.

Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.

by DRoclc August 9, 2018