small dick

A small dick is a dick under 3 or 4 inches. Some ladies say they dont mind but it seems they do cause when i showed it to them they laughed so dont trust women when they say they dont want a guy with a big dick. A small dick is one that looks like a stump.

Don't laugh at me just cus i gots a small dick.

by .Sonny Vitale. January 16, 2008

dick chaney

Shooting someone with a shotgun at close range.

I ran up on this dude with the shotty and Dick Chaney'd his ass!

by vaguegus April 15, 2006

dick around

spending a lot of time doing nothing of any significance. see poopin' around

I don't even think I got anything done all Tuesday, I just skipped class and dicked around

by Anonymous February 28, 2002

dick thirsty

A person who wants dick in his/her mouth all the time. AND LOVES TO SWALLOW SEMEN. Usually gives great dome.

Mike: Damn, that bitch Cattie is hella dick thirsty.
Cattie: I want your semen down my throat NOW.

by Free Xilo October 22, 2009

porch dick

A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.

"Dude, stay away from the creepy neighbor. He's always eyeing me. He's such a porch dick!"

by ZeroHero76 March 8, 2015

dick vacuum

a dirty, dirty, dirty tramp who sucked your dick, and you don't know her name

Damn, that bitch is a dick vacuum.

Yo, I met that bitch last night, and she gave me that head. That girl is a dick vacuum.

What a dick vacuum.

Man, Elisa is a dick vacuum. Wait, I know her name. She's just a slut.

by JG, BK, PJ, and Nick April 26, 2006

Dick Cheney

The only weapon of mass destruction besides that retard Bush (Calling bush a redneck would be insulting to all people who enjoy it) Dude, i mean, Cheney almost killed a dude because he shot him.

Dick Cheney: The name says it all

by Saint Blue April 14, 2006