Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.
Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!
by Quintopolise April 21, 2021
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Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.
Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)
by jigameister May 26, 2023
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Crab-a-corn

When you go down on a guy, pinch his inner thighs with your hands, and fondle his balls with your mouth. His dick is rested on the forhead creating a unicorn apperance.
Dude i totally got a chick to crab-a-corn the fuck out of me yesterday. Was so hot.
by Mayglayla February 25, 2016
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PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling

Going down on your woman, while discretely burping into her vajayjay to hide being rude by not killing the mood with your PBR breath …then cream pie your woman like lil Debbie…after counquering your opponent climb on top the headboard beat your chest like Tarzan then drop an elbow on her blown up belly to blast the ceiling like a popped porn /corn ceiling!!
Wr played weekend warrior and textured the ceiling PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling style…corn be if u burp into her ass then fill it up after!!
by BallPlayTittySlicker May 11, 2023
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corn holing

A eference to sodomy. The butt cheeks look like the ears of a corn. When sodomizing someone, a penis must be inserted between the butt cheeks, thus making a hole between the corn ears. Corn holing.
Our politicians have been corn holing us for years with high taxes and tax dollar giveaways to their rich friends.
by AngryRicecel June 26, 2021
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Corn-holing

The feeling of the poop approaching the edge of the anus or the feeling of the poop exiting your butthole (occasionally feeling like a corncob exiting the anal canal).

Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.

Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"
Tom questioned if he would make it to the restroom in time as his poop had been corn-holing for a full minute as he ran. "I'm corn-holing!" He yelled as he ran past Jandis and into the restroom.
by Christoph Sausage October 21, 2021
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corn-holing

when someone spider- crawls up the wall of a stall in a public bathroom, pulls down their pants, aims for the toilet bowl, and shits down into it

(even more entertaining if you have diarrhea)
person #1: why is the bathroom closed for cleaning?
person #2: someone tried corn-holing into the toilet when they had a major case of the shits.
by pee pea April 12, 2021
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