Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.

Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so

A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.

Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

misunderstood bad child

A child who is misunderstood and labeled the bad child and is the oldest cousin and is the least favorite grand child of their grandparents. So basically Deacon Layne Singleton (Me)

I'm such a Misunderstood bad child, mom. I wish I was any of my cousins, I hate my life. They always do stuff with my other cousins like vacations, shopping sprees, and love them more, and never get mad at them for the most tiniest things I'm only 14 mom and i've been treated like this by them ever since i learned how to talk, probably even before that.

by Misunderstooduselessgrandchild July 25, 2025

Child fucker

Your uncle/male pe teacher

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Childe

A certain ginger man, who is a toy merchant by daylight, and a fatui harbinger by night.

He is married to tara.

“Don’t be mean to him, that is Childe abuse”

“That was really Childe-ish, hahahahaha-…yeah that wasn’t funny was it?”

by TheCanonCanon August 8, 2025

Child of the Sun

An almost-sacrilegious title for someone whose presence feels divine and untouchable; a person whose warmth and light sustain you, yet whose absence leaves you in devastating shadow. Often used as a confession of reverence and love, implying they are more than human and therefore beyond your possession.

"To me, she isn’t just beautiful, she’s the Child of the Sun."

by pacibunni August 11, 2025