Freaky child

Someone that is very picky with their food, as pale as a ghost, and does random and weird things

Charlie, you're a freaky child. Why can't you be like Bill?

by FlameableGhost March 4, 2017

Pedo-child

A Prepubescent/pubescent child who is sexually attracted to children that are younger then they are

That pedo-child teen is trying to touch that prepubescent child
That prepubescent child is being hit on by a pedo-child teen

by Benjamin E Roles December 7, 2024

fatherless child

PNG tubers.

HEY guYz its Me JellYBeaN11!1!1!!1!

Thats a fatherless child

by french fires May 3, 2022

Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.

Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child

by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009

child athlete effect

The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.

"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."

by Cry_onis September 5, 2021

Childe

Childe is a boy that’s sweet, nice, caring and charming but doesn’t notice it as he is dense. At first, Childe seems like an average guy but you will soon come to realize that his warmness makes him different from other people. Everybody needs someone like Childe

Girl1: I think I have a crush on Childe
Girl2: Really?!?! He seems pretty normal to me.
Girl1: You wouldn’t understand…

by Mimicatte November 23, 2021

factory child

A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;

1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport

The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.

People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.

Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!

Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.

Jeff: Damn

by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022