An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.
by Micky Dolenz May 9, 2022
Get the Captain Rim Jawmug. by Troller32 February 8, 2021
Get the Captain capmug. by Captain CamoPants March 30, 2008
Get the Captain CamoPantsmug. Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
Get the The Captain Jack Sparrowmug. by drummerjg June 9, 2012
Get the Captain Pissermug. 
Get the Captains Knockmug. When nobody from the class knows the answer to the question and you are the only one to know the answer to it
by DraxlerPSG October 2, 2020
Get the Captain Gavmug.