zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

cap

To exaggerate or to accuse someone of exaggerating. The term is a play on words on the idea that exaggerating is being 'over the top', the same way a bottle cap sits on top of a water bottle.

Guy 1: I just smoked 13 blunts in one day
Guy 2: cap

She was hot fr fr no cap

by Gentleman Gamer November 28, 2023

FSF Cap

Is to be a real authentic trapper with a swagger like meech , and a brain like Franklin Saint the true definition of and urban legend

We need to be like FSF Cap and them boys
Whole squad getting paid

by FSF cap November 24, 2021

feelings cap

when a girl try’s to say she doesn’t like a guy when it’s clearly obvious

Ex: Bro today I heard maddy try to say she doesn’t like luke, that’s such a cap. (feelings cap)

by Franxzy October 15, 2019

Ez Cap

When something is easily done.

Guy1: hey, can you make me some pancakes.
Guy2: yeah bro. Ez cap

by Pinkfrostingdrips December 10, 2023

caps lock

Something that a chromebook doesn't have

Chromebooks don't have a caps lock

by Shrek the Justin June 5, 2023

bro cap

n. A condom.

I noticed you opted to forgo the bro cap - good choice.

by JohnHarvard August 10, 2012