My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.

Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

by mezz_.o June 14, 2025

Child version of pegging

This term is used for when someone pinches you really, really hard on your nape. For example, if you get pegged, you may not be able to walk for hours afterwards. This is due to the transfer of blood being closed and slowed; from the pegging, your veins, perhaps, could be tightened, so it is a very painful process.

Not medical advice, not a medical advisor. I have no qualification at all.

Example:
Guy 1: “Bro…this goth, dommy mommy pegged me for 10 hours straight. I don’t think I can walk anymore.”
Guy 2: “Are you okay? My friend showed me a video of the child version of pegging. That must’ve hurt, man.”
Guy 1: “Excuse me?”

by Incorrectly wrong but right? June 30, 2025

The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Yes.

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.

Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so

A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.

Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

misunderstood bad child

A child who is misunderstood and labeled the bad child and is the oldest cousin and is the least favorite grand child of their grandparents. So basically Deacon Layne Singleton (Me)

I'm such a Misunderstood bad child, mom. I wish I was any of my cousins, I hate my life. They always do stuff with my other cousins like vacations, shopping sprees, and love them more, and never get mad at them for the most tiniest things I'm only 14 mom and i've been treated like this by them ever since i learned how to talk, probably even before that.

by Misunderstooduselessgrandchild July 25, 2025