Brandon Isabella

Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.

He cooka da pizza pie

Brandon Isabella stop that you’re my stepbro

by Jkey November 09, 2022

Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce

dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi

by Hairy Curly Pubes August 02, 2024

paige and brandon

paige and brandon are the best couple in the world, paige is short and can be really stubborn and brandon is tall and pretty as hell, they are the best couple and everyone would love to be them.

i would love to be the same as paige and brandon but nobody can be as cute as them.

by paigeandbrandon February 04, 2022

The Brandon

To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.

Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon

by Gunnyrob April 06, 2023

brandon eli

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick

Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.

by Harambe42069 October 09, 2017

Brandonize

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.

Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."

by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

Brandon Sydney

The gayest wanna be black prep in the world. A very deep in the closet guy.

'Oh look! It's Chode!'

'AYE BRANDON SYDNEY!'

by ghfjghjghjghjgjghjghjghjghj September 14, 2008