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hype to bang 

When the excitement and/or advertising on something far exceded the actual feature functionality of the product or experience.
The movie Avatar disappointed me. The hype to bang on that film was terrible.
hype to bang by Judy M P February 20, 2011
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double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang 

The act of giving someone a blow job double the slurpity slurp while not using hands with a 360 rotation of the head leading into a wang bang
She gave me the double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang last night. It blew my mind

beep bop beep bop boop bang bang bow bow bing batti boom boomalashaka-khan 

get blood on 106 & a park cwip on clop no cap fr i get busy like dat, imma get dread dragon to eat you
basically when that nigga goofy limbs look up, he gains the power to grow an even longer flat top! thus, beep bop beep bop boop bang bang bow bow bing batti boom boomalashaka-khan

Bangcock bang 

A sexual act between a man and a women (small children and goats suffice) in which the man thrusts into the anus while holding onto the ears/horns of the partner while simultaneously shitting into a pile behind the partner, upon pulling out the man throws his partner backwards into said pile and proceeds to stab said partner in the eye with his penis. then proceeds to initiate a golden shower in and or around the face. While partner is visually impaired, the man will fist the partner's anus (and potentially vagina at the same time). Upon climax , the man proceeds to write his name on said partners chest with cum.
I was so wasted last night... i woke up in the aftermath of a bangcock bang...

Bangcock bang by Michell Malkin October 21, 2008

Big Bang 

Either 6.5, 8.9, or 13.7 billion years ago (they keep rescheduling it), nothing blew itself up.
After the explosion, once the smoke had all faded and the dust had settled, a countless number of galaxies, systems, stars, and planets covered a presumed infinite amount of space.

What the hell?
"Hey, we currently have no explanation for the beginning of the universe, man."
"Well, just pick from the existing ones."
"We could do that, but, uh, sir..."
"What?"
"They all involve the supernatural and/or some sort of deity(s)."
"Holy crap! Heaven (which I don't believe exists) forbid we actually believe there are greater forces in the world than ourselves (arrogant brats aren't we?)! Quick, make something up!"
"How about... I know! A massive explosion created everything! We'll call it the 'Big Bang'."
"Think anyone will buy that?"
"If we come up with a bunch of nonsensical yet complex equations to back it up, yes."
"Do it."
Big Bang by STJosh May 1, 2007

care to bang? 

asking someone if they care to bang or if they want to have a hot cs match
hey hippo, care to bang?
care to bang? by Techn9ne June 2, 2003