26. april

International lick your fish and floor day. Lick your fish, lick your floor

Defined: lick your floor with your tounge "lick the floor"

Why you use "26. April" don't

by anonymous April 24, 2021

April 24th

national kiss anyone day. just kiss someone it doesn’t matter who it is. just say no homo after.

“Ayo it’s april 24th. imma kiss that girl”

“that’s my homie”

by yuh:) March 15, 2021

April 13

The most stupid girl ever was born on this day... her name is Mia... ((me))

P1: Wassup Shawty
P2:Hey
P1:When is yo birthday..?
P2:April 13...
P1:May God be with you, you stupid lil girl

by Mia Maya Moo October 21, 2019

april 17

national grab girls booty day
if you don’t grab it 5 times to the same girl in one day, you are gay.

hey it’s april 17 so turn around for 5 minutes please

by @crazy April 17, 2019

your lie in April

KIMI DA YOU KIMI NANDA YO, OSHIETE KURETAAAA

KURAYAMI MO HIKARU NARA, HOSHIZORA NI NARUUU
KANASHIMI WO EGAO NI, MOU KAKUSANAI DEEEE
KIRAMEKU DONNA HOSHI MO, KIMI WO TERASU KARAAAAAA

'what is rin doing-' oh she is commiting your lie in April. why?

by Im me, (im rin hru) October 30, 2020

April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009

April 13th, 2009

The date of John Egbert's birthday. Also known as 4/13, it is involved with multiple events in Homestuck .

"A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009 , is this young man's birthday."

by Sbecetti June 13, 2019