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Human

Worthless for everything.

Currently only exist as meme making machines.
Look at that human hes making more memes
by 735.13 May 22, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Human Omelet

A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.
"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
by TheVioletMind October 3, 2024
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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Chop of a Human

When an individual is absolutely disgusting in any way shape or form
That chick is so hein she is a literal chop of a human
by Chooch_Inspired June 17, 2023
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Humanity’s domination

A plan made by The leader of the rebellion to kill all of the demons in the head council building.
The leader of the rebellion: Humanity’s Domination is the only option left Norman. Accept it.
Norman: NEVER!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
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Superior Sapien Ascended Human Of Earth

Superior to the Humans and Ascended beyond Humanity - Mr.T
That man is the Superior Sapien Ascended Human of Earth
by Mr - T November 3, 2023
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