1 inch wonder

A person with a 1 inch peinis or a being with a abnormaly small penis

Jofe:Oh you know wade yeah
Dan:yeah y jofe

Jofe:because he has a 1 inch wonder

Dan:funny jofe

Elliot:jofe your mem said you have a 1 inch wonder

Everyone:laughs

by Black saint December 31, 2016

1/2 Henry

1/2 Henry: one half of an eighth of weed--the amount you can buy when you are too broke to buy a quarter of even a full henry

Man..can you hook me up with a half a henry..I dont get paid 'till Friday.

by Captain Can August 9, 2004

70 minus 1

Same as "69". Said when you want to appear clever to your friends. Or used when you need to say it in front of other people for a bit of stealth conversation.

Scene-crowded diner

Waiter: You boys need anything else?

Boys: No thanks.

waiter walks away

Bill: Hey, did you ever mess around with that bird from Club Strange that was hitting on you?

Fred: Oh yeah- we got into some "70 minus 1" at an afterhours I saw her at last weekend.

by johnnyorbit May 1, 2007

68 1/2

When a girl wants to 69 but the pussy smells like a fish market and looks like the Amazon. You aren't eating that shit... So you fake chow her, while she sucks on your dick.

Man, Alice wasn't on her best game last night. Had to 68 1/2 that bitch.

by Traphouse/everything January 30, 2015

1-10 scale

A scale where 10 is the hottest and 1 is the fugliest

On a 1-10 scale: Damn that' girls ass is a 10 but her face is a 2

by Chick832 September 8, 2016

1-0 Lzzz

A message sent by a GTA tryhard after killing you in the most un-skillful way imaginable
For example orbital strike

XMyDadLeftMeX: "1-0 Lzzz hurensohn"

by Jaxxe-ish-mis-hobby February 15, 2022

1-10 Scale

1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.

1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.

2-Monster

3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.

4-Just plain ugly

5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way

5 1/2-So close to getting past average

6-Cute, they don't make you horny.

7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.

8-Hot

9-Sexy

10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.

Trey: What is Linda on a 1-10 scale?

Aaron: Eww, she's a 2.

by tamtam27 October 23, 2010