Spiderman Hand

Manual stimulation of the clitoris internally and externally wherein the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina while the index and pinky fingers rest against the lower labia/inter thighs and the palm against the upper labia and clitoris. The middle and ring fingers are then curled toward the palm in a trigger/hook motion.

His Spiderman Hand game left me weak and shaking.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)

Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

Ball hands

When handling ten pound balls and debating weather or not to have an appetizer at the bowling lanes.

Amber- should we order some food?

Marie- No we have ball hands from touching all these balls! Shit you know how many people have touched these balls!

by mll777 January 3, 2012

Zeev Hands

A visual hand cue to "stir the pot." The act of rubbing hands vigorously while deliberately trying to make a situation awkward or tense by bringing attention to unwanted topics.

My friend Zeev Hands in front of my wife when he asked why I came home late last night, knowing full well I was at a strip club.

by FinWeek August 17, 2022

Ring hand

When a female gets engaged, while wearing the new engagement ring suddenly picks up an annoying habit of obvious hand gesturing or photo posing, to flash the ring, often referred to as "a case of ring hand"

Undercover thots getting wife, next thing you know they all over insagram with ring hand, Smh.

by Smjpl April 4, 2016

hand-gate

Obscure basketball stat first mentioned in email to ESPN's Bill Simmons.

A hand-gate is earned when a player (while on the bench) over-dramatically shields his ecstatic teammates from spilling onto the court during a big moment in the game.

The all-time NCAA hand-gate leader is Cherokee Parks with 12.

by Wojo12 March 13, 2010

Chas Hands

When you try to Nate but you miss and you try to catch your flying load.

I was trying out Nateing last night but I nutted unexpectedly and got Chas Hands

by Caprico March 1, 2017