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Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.
"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"
by Greythame985 April 7, 2011
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Tickle in my shorts

A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance
I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.
by Alice Underware May 31, 2018
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My Ian

Ian's are amazing, smart, kind, VERY HOT, will never let you down in any situation!! Will ALWAYS put a smile on your face no matter what! NO matter how far you are from your Ian NEVER let him go because he"s the best soul you will ever find in a boy!! He"s strong, will be the best father ever!, hard working! i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with my Ian! I love you! <3
by My Ian March 15, 2022
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MY-KOAL

(1) A Incorrect Spelling of "Michael"
(2) How Ghetto People and Hoodrat Spell The Named "Michael"
Me: I told the Domino's cashier my name is Michael
Cashier: MY-KOAL
by EmJayee January 24, 2020
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Definition: This phrase is commonly used when you want to express that you do not recognize something.

Background: Two 8th graders spoke to FOX 5 NY's Jodi Goldberg about a state-required Earth and Space Science exam they took which they believed was unfair. One of them, Samuel Tae exclaimed: "My Heart Dropped, am I supposed to know this?" The other student, Andy Ryoo, told Goldberg, "The test felt like a reading comprehension test, one of the questions was about toll payments - weather wasn't covered, which is a huge topic, and we spent months on it."
"Yo my bro, this morning, I saw the new guy and my heart dropped, I was like, am I supposed to know this guy?"
"Yo bro, this test was lowkey kinda buns tho, like my heart dropped, am I supposed to know this?"
by amoniyl June 18, 2025
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Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
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my wiffie <3

Me and alisha are married, so they're my wiffie
LISHA IS MY WIFFIE <3
by Bre 😫🤎 October 18, 2021
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