May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.
by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023
"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.
ted: her carl, up high!
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
by stringy skeet May 02, 2019
by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017
by Your bobaoom stick is gay November 05, 2018
A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.
*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025
ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!
(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)
Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.
Definition of dicks normal: average or regular
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!
(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)
Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.
Definition of dicks normal: average or regular
by MasterBrewerJ February 14, 2020
Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
by dan_gleewang January 23, 2021