that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.

yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy

by Marty5 April 7, 2013

my nizzy

My Nigga , My Homie Nigga Homie

Hey what up my nizzy

by Stevenizzle September 22, 2019

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

oh my grief

an expression used by this one dumb bitch this one time cuz she doesn't wanna take the Lord's name in vain.

stupid bitch: "11 business day hold? Oh my grief!"

by Kirby33 August 30, 2006

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 24, 2015

ligma my pp

lick ma my penis/anus

bro ligma my pp.

by pponkakikakalat January 19, 2024