My dad

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16

My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever

by The teen parent May 21, 2021

yeet yote get on my boat

To kidnap someone on a boat whilst saying the present and past tense of yeet because as we all know it makes everything better.

Sketchy guy: Hey kid yeet yote get on my boat

kid: ok! yeet yote

by iBrokeUrNeckLol May 24, 2021

My mom's boyfriend

A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.

Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.

by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021

april my beloved

april is a super sweet person, who deserves the whole world!! she’s super nice, and always willing to help her friends and i love her!

april my beloved, how are you?

by avilexce May 24, 2021

My penis

The smallest thing on the fucking earth

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant

by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021

my emoji

you added "my" after emoji to see what would come up

You: This emoji is my emoji
well at least 100 people have used that one

by My friend has a crush on you May 26, 2021

My Digemon Evolved

A saying for when something is very sick/cool

“This food is so flipping good my Digemon Evolved”

by Drankmankrank May 27, 2021