I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself

“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

stick your skibidi in my gyatt

Stick your dick in someone's ass.

hey my rizzler, wanna stick your skibidi in my gyatt

by big rizzler June 29, 2024

Mouth hug my flesh straw

Suck my dick

Hello my lady, would you care to mouth hug my flesh straw?

by Turtle whisper May 8, 2025

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

scoping my gun in

To sight your gun in.

I’m going to be “scoping my gun in” today before I hit the woods for deer season this weekend. “
“Hey Jed did you “scope your gun in” yet? Deer season is coming quick.

by Redneck Runner March 11, 2022

my stefan

when she says “my stefan”, that means she loves you and you are the most warm person for her, that means she shines because of you, like shines elena when she looks at her stefan

you’re my stefan, always and forever

- kira sea

by kirasea May 20, 2023

.9.<.7.9.7.6.> You Bring My Name Up Again And You Are Dead<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.> You Bring My Name Up Again And You Are Dead<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.> You Bring My Name Up Again And You Are Dead<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

by HellstromImaweliTanna10 November 20, 2025