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Child

“There’s one thing worse than a rapist: boom.”
A child

“. . . No.”
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child molester

a person who accuses someone of being a potatosexual
Jared accused Tom of being a potatosexual because he was a child molester
by lkjeiejxkxi January 22, 2022
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Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.
“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”
by thy common folk February 17, 2024
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Child support

Something that Vergil doesn't pay for
Vergil: i will not pay for child support Nero
by pleaseletmehaveausername December 4, 2022
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Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.
girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao
by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017
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angel child

Typically someone whose last name is Molina; a person who is looked up to by their superiors.
that Molina is such an angel child, she's always right.
by Weirdest January 16, 2018
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National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
by Matildalover June 14, 2022
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