two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.

Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war

by ISbit February 18, 2017

two peas in a pot

mac ur wrong lol

mac and i are two peas in a pot

by longBALLS3 March 7, 2021

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022

two-minute handjob

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021

Gucci-two-shoes

If something is good or you want to say you're welcome to someone.

Person one: thank you

Person two: that's all gucci-two-shoes

by SHC627 November 3, 2022

Two lil hotdogs

A camel toe or cat smile.

"Her pants so tight it look like she got two lil hotdogs."

by EwewewewEW June 17, 2017

The two week rule

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.

I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings

by anonymousjack July 4, 2016