Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016

Exciting two man

2 bros get together and find 2 girls who are down to have intercourse. Once started the girls switch between guys throughout

Yo bro I’m tryna run an exciting two man with Brooke and Amanda

by Commonknolage September 26, 2023

Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.

This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!

by readme.rtf November 11, 2020

Two man conga

Two males having intercourse stood up, often fighting to synchronise as they shuffle around the room.

"Matty and Will stop two man conga-ing around your hotel room and let's get out into Munich!"

by Rottinghill April 24, 2022

Two of em, yesterday

Business phrase commonly used by youtuber Dom Mazzetti
Means something has to be done with highest priority and ASAP.

Clean the toilet! Two of em, yesterday

by mightaswellbro June 30, 2020

UT Two Step

To use the primary fire of your ASMD Shock Rifle to explode the projectile of the secondary fire.

I was playing Unreal Tournament the other day, and I did a UT Two Step on a group of blues.

by Kiro Osex XIII July 29, 2015

two sided bitch

Fake friend/ Fake lil bitch

Maddy told me I could trust her, then the next day she told the whole school I had herpes, which was not true. That little two sided bitch, she better watch her back.

by Lulu, yes like the dog name. June 03, 2017