You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019

Salad

I-generation term for something really good. Antiquated synonyms include Top-Draw, Aces, Hep, Groovy, Farout, Dope, Awesome, Dank, Lit and Gucci.

"Check Brittany's Tik Tok, it's Salad"

by Fresh Produce January 15, 2021

Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.

The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!

by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016

Salad

Another term for the Marijauna

Kid one: Would you like some salad?
Kid two: I dont know...
Kid one: Come on all the cool ppl are eating it
Kid two: Ok then!!

by zoe203 May 6, 2011

Salad

salad pronounced "Sall-ard" is when ones face, (with or without makeup) is a plain fuckin mess

did you see betty lou? she was really looking a bit salad

by lach010203 September 21, 2020