titty ass cold

When it is so cold outside you feel like your tits are going to freeze off because its as cold and an Eskimo's ass taking a shit in a snowstorm.

Dang it's titty ass cold out here! It must be like 30 degrees below freezing!

by moozer55 May 28, 2010

titty train wreck

Cleavage so outrageous and in your face you can not look away. Often found on heavy girls who think having huge breasts is the only qualification for being attractive.

Damn look at that cow's knockers jiggle, what a titty train wreck.

My girlfriend got pissed at me for staring at another girls boobs, but it was a damn titty train wreck. I couldn't help it.

by Patient zero July 16, 2008

big ole titties

Used when describing a female's large breasts.

Man, she got some big ole titties, n' you know I love those big ole titties.

by The Searle delusion December 13, 2007

titty bumpin

when your making out with a chick and then you put your face in there bare and or covered tits.

michael is making out with kt. then he titty bumps (verb. titty bumping) her and she smiles.

by david Williams January 28, 2007

ass n titties

Lyrics to DJ Assault's Hit Song

Ass n Titties, Ass n Titties, Ass Ass, Titties Titties, Ass n Titties

by John Lefoot July 28, 2006

bitch ass titties

adj.
A female in possession of agreeably sized and/or shaped breasts.

That fine gentlewoman I happenstanced upon at yesterday's box social had the most piquant bitch ass titties I had ever laid eyes upon.

by Professor Charles October 20, 2010

Jiggle dem titties

Something you tell a girl who's really overweight and has disgusting, yet alluring huge titties.

Damn girl, JIGGLE DEM TITTIES!

by B-Drizzle Bitchess January 24, 2009