Russian Suction Cup

When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.

That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.

by Skatecrete April 1, 2022

Russian Deadline

The 'Russian Deadline' refers to the commonly made promise of the Russian Federation, specifically Vladimir Putin, on the deadline of military offensives. Similar to the Russian idiom 'China's Final Warning' (in Russian: последнее китайское предупреждение), the Russian Deadline is not completed by the date given, and in fact tends to go far over.

Examples of this include the beginning of the war in Ukraine, when Putin had told the press that the invasion would take a matter of a few weeks. - It has now been 2.5 years.

Another example, although incomplete, is the recent statement from Putin that he "has ordered the Ukrainian armed forces to be pushed out of the Kursk region by October 1st". - As a solid counter offensive has yet to even be constructed, this is highly sceptical.

"Thomas said people would start showing up around 4, but that seems to be a Russian Deadline."

by Hot&SourSoup August 20, 2024

Russian Redwood

When you’re in the Russian River and you’re getting some head

I went to the river over the weekend and my girl gave me a Russian redwood.

by Floatyourgoat November 14, 2023

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

double handed russian

Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously

My nobs throbbin, I'm going home for a double handed russian.

by Thystephen May 15, 2016

Russian Roulette

When a woman gives a man a blow job while he’s is sleeping and proceeds to guess when he is going to cum.

Hey bro, my wife played a game of Russian Roulette last night. She lost, it got in her eye.

by Cupids Arrow May 21, 2025

russian prison

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....

“omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”

by itztayler November 8, 2017