Kevin Simus

When you go home with a girl and you find out that she's got more than what you got

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS

by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023

Kevin

He can't feel anything anymore.

'I can't feel a thing anymore' - Kevin

by Elmo_TheEmo March 24, 2024

kevin hoor

The ugliest and dumbest person, who has ever lived.

He's the total opposite of Moritz Freyaldenhoven

See this Gebi? If you would call him Kevin Hoor, it would be under HIS level. That's nearly impossible

by MoritzFrey June 26, 2017

Kevin

Something bad

Ts gurt is so kevin.

by gurtpmo April 22, 2025

Kevin

Kevin (adjective) male form of karen,Rat,Snitch,Cop Caller,works with Police, willing to testify against anyone to get ahead, Looking to call police on you and your friends, dirtbag

This dude is called police on me for no reason hes acting like a real kevin right now

by STAYC4L July 23, 2024

Kevin

Kevin as a noun- a name, or just call someone Kevin because they are awesome.
Kevin as a verb- to do something awesomely.
Kevin as an adjective- the best, most awesome thing ever.

Billy was kevinning up the hill. He wasn't running, because that's not awesome. Kevinning is far more awesome, and everyone should try it.
Or, if they like running, they should just do it kevinly.

by waitwhatwhoa December 20, 2021

Kevin

a cute boy with an edgar cut that has a big dick

omg is that kevin with a big dick

by bigedgar November 22, 2021