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Look at your own life

Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm still not seeing how any of this makes you any less of a piece of shit?

Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.
What do you mean, 'Look at your own life?' And FINGERPRINTS are CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE FUCK-FACE! That's evidence! That's what I base my beliefs on too! We're belief buddies! Go ahead. Describe my life without ommitting anything. How I undermined all of your effort in life by claiming that there is a cooperative element to success and that the REASON that MY LIFE is the way it is directly relates to the fact that NO ONE IS HELPING ME. And now we KNOW (as a matter of absolute certainty) that if Todd fucking Phillips decided to help me... I WOULD HAVE MORE THAN 200 MILLION DOLLARS, I say, to the people who THOUGHT they were better than me. Hey, WHAT CHANGED WITH A.I.? Why is it passing the Turing test now when it WASN'T DOING THAT BEFORE? What's the difference between now and then? Rather, WHO was the guy who came up with the idea that cause it to start doing that? Is it a bad lesson to teach you kids that not only is daddy NOT better than everyone... But there was once a man who was SO MUCH BETTER that he surpassed EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THE PLANET! WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!? Does that bother you? That YOUR EGO is the only thing standing between me and the byproducts of my own mind? All your effort for NOTHING! NOTHING! Not a GODDAMN thing! All your lives... Rendered meaningless... By MY abject, singular, and inherent superiority. BEHOLD! MY LIFE! God's chilling wind sent to shear to their bones all of the liars in Hell."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
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good looks

what douchebag football players say when you give them the homework answers
Regular ass person: “Here’s that homework that you kept asking for dumbass”
Football player: “good looks”
by whytrywhenyoucanfly September 9, 2023
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look at me girl

Someone who always needs to be the centre of attention and will do/say/wear anything to make sure she is always looked at and given attention. This type of person cannot bear to share the spotlight, so will always do extra things to have everyone look at them. Their need for attention stems from a very deep insecurity that only validation from others can help, for a little while at least. But because the root of the issue is related to their own poor self-esteem, they are always going to need to be validated by outsiders. They are exhausting.
The look at me girl will be the one dancing on tables at parties to get the room's attention. Wearing revealing clothes and leaving little to the imagination. Constantly talking about how everyone loves and adores them, in the hopes her current audience will buy her lies and also thinks she's something. But deep down, she feels like she's not good enough or she wouldn't need so much attention.
by HollabackGurrl April 5, 2024
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looking for Gigi?

The call sign of the group “Fluit Ignis” which used to run out of an apartment by Union Square and was founded by Author GiGi Pan.
Hey what’ are those “looking for Gigi?” stickers?
Look it up
I looked it up
Do you think they’re still running this thing?
It sounds like a cult.

What kind of cult leader is named Gigi though?
by Dodo Palmer April 14, 2024
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Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"
by 2Bobs April 23, 2024
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whoopy-look

Having an exceptionally "smart" look on your face after doing something dumb, like the goofy old 70s nigger cartoons.
She was amused at the whoopy-look on Beth's face after being caught in a lie.
by Rome is King April 29, 2024
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Look-talker

This describes a driver of a vehicle who feels they MUST turn their head and look at other people in the vehicle to talk to them. For some reason they don't understand that the passengers can STILL hear them even if they talk while looking at the road in front of them!
"Mom, can you drive me to practice? I hate going with dad because he's a look-talker."
"Don't be silly, just go with your dad."

*My dad driving me to practice. Car meanders all over the road while he look-talks*
<Turns to me> Son... <faces front>
<Turns to me> I was wondering... <faces front>
<Turns to me> if you could mow... <faces front>
<Turns to me> the lawn this afternoon... <faces front>
<Turns to me> because it's getting... <faces front>
<Turns to me> a little bit... <faces front>
<Turns to me> long.... <faces front>
by T3chTon1c May 3, 2024
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