Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.

TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt

by matth.ew December 30, 2019

Take my Jesus

Take my peace or sanity, piss me off, make me lose my shit.

1. She was all up in my face trying to take my Jesus.

Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!

by Jilly845 June 7, 2018

Taking the Train to Perry

When your life is a bender.

It sucks cleaning up after taking the train to Perry like that.

by HALFWAYMARK April 10, 2017

take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017

taking a number 81

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation

Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room

by T@p$ter! November 15, 2017

Taking a Juicy-Joe

When you are at work, but feel the sudden, repulsive urge to release your sins into the public restrooms toilet bowl. A Juicy-Joe can take an excessive amount of time to complete, often leaving your co-workers frustrated with your extended absence.

"Hey guys, I have to take a Juicy-Joe, be back in a while."

"Sorry I took so long, I was stuck in the bathroom taking a Juicy-Joe"

by Goochmiester February 12, 2017

taking the underground railroad

Rolling the new $20 bill to snort coke

Hey Jim, I'm taking the underground railroad, you in?

by RuneStax June 2, 2016