Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.

TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt

by matth.ew December 30, 2019

take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017

Taking the Train to Perry

When your life is a bender.

It sucks cleaning up after taking the train to Perry like that.

by HALFWAYMARK April 10, 2017

Virtual Double-Take

To view a received picture or video for a second time on Snapchat.

The Vegan cinnamon roll picture that Cullen Snapped Autumn looked so delicious, she did a virtual double-take.

by CJMarchesano July 6, 2017

taking a number 81

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation

Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room

by T@p$ter! November 15, 2017

Taking a Juicy-Joe

When you are at work, but feel the sudden, repulsive urge to release your sins into the public restrooms toilet bowl. A Juicy-Joe can take an excessive amount of time to complete, often leaving your co-workers frustrated with your extended absence.

"Hey guys, I have to take a Juicy-Joe, be back in a while."

"Sorry I took so long, I was stuck in the bathroom taking a Juicy-Joe"

by Goochmiester February 12, 2017

taking the underground railroad

Rolling the new $20 bill to snort coke

Hey Jim, I'm taking the underground railroad, you in?

by RuneStax June 2, 2016