shoonag

The name given to a friend when their name is spelt differently *incorrectly* from the common spelling of the name.

Aidan is such a shoonag, who spells Aidan with an a?

by Jim8374 July 26, 2017

shooting grits

Florida word meaning To bust a nut, cum, knuckle children

Chanel head game was so good, I started shooting grits in her mouth!!

by CDubya27 October 12, 2017

Shooting a smiley

A female ejaculation, squirting like a wild cat, preferably on a males smiling face!

Feisty cried out with passionate gasps while shooting a smiley all over the handsome face of her current beau.

by feistynaughty October 14, 2017

Scootacakemiaphile

Scootacakemiaphile is a person who has sexual intercourse with a scooter that is on. You will gently insert your male genitalia into the exhaust pipe wich should be very hot. When your genitalia is fully inside of it you give the scooter max revs. When your foreskin is completely burned you pull out and fuck a cat while fisting an 80 year old man with leukemia.

Mike: "Did you see what Paul did to that 80 year old man and his cat?"
Jake: "Yeah well he did fuck his scooter too so I'm pretty sure he is scootacakemiaphile"

by ThatWeirdGuyFromTheInternet November 9, 2017

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

shootin' squirrels

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.

Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.

by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017