You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

Israeli Salad

When you're having anal sex and the recipient relieves themselves all over you.

"I was plowing this chick and she gave me the gnarliest Israeli Salad of my entire life."

by KoolGus July 23, 2025

Fresh salad

Where you take a hit of a joint or blunt with ur ass and have somone else suck it back out

Dude i gave that girl fresh salad last night

by Ass_eaters_anonymous May 22, 2018

salad tosser

someone who licks the inside and outside of an asshole

i heard that mario bosco and greg bruno are dating. they are such salad tossers.

by osamabeenstackin February 2, 2025

Salad

Not Adrian

Adrian is not a salad

by wetoatmeal December 15, 2022

Salad Shooter

A butt hole

Gotta go spray the old salad shooter!

by 50quintillionnanoyearminutes August 9, 2020