Pussy Famine

A period of time where there is a lack or non-existence of vagina in a man's life.

Arnold: Have you seen the state of Warren recently?
Tarquin: Yeah, no wonder he's going through a pussy famine.

by shagutter November 7, 2014

pussy dryer

n.

Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.

Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.

Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.

Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?

Becky: Exactly.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021

Pussy Crusher

A euphemism for the Hip Abductor exercise.

Terry: "Did you see Shantell over there?"
Mike: "No, where?"
Terry: "Shes looking fine doing Pussy Crushers in the corner"

by FillaKK April 18, 2022

Digital pussy

1. Slang for getting sex in the meteverse.
2. Slang for women's genitals in the metaverse.

1. "Bro!, I got so much digital pussy last night"
2. "did you see her digital pussy"

by Worlddddly February 26, 2022

Kicking pussy

Doing nothing.

Not doing anything useful.

This Alexey was just kicking pussy all day long instead of working.

by emperor37 August 18, 2016

Witch Pussy

pussy so succulent your body feels possessed.

Jennifer Lawrence seem like she has that Witch Pussy

by the converse monster April 29, 2020

pussy plastic

When a girl uses her vagina like a credit card to obtain items and/or favours

Becci; hey Joe can I have some of your chips?

Joe; it'll cost you

Becci; I have no money

Joe; better put it on the old pussy plastic then

by Joe Raw December 16, 2013