purple ass in my face

An alcoholic drink consisting of:

Vodka
Blue Curacao
Sprite
Grenadine

Let's head down to Johnny's and get a purple ass in my face!

by radicalryno June 8, 2011

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006

Purple Oompa Loompa

When you fuck him so hard his weenie turns purple. After this occurs, the only solution is to be drowned in cum.
Usually happens with girls names Taloulou

“Have you seen taloulou”
“Nah, she probably drowned in cum”
Chad enters...
“Hey chad, have you seen that stripper taloulou?”
“Yeah, she gave me the purple Oompa Loompa last night! 😉”

by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019

electric purple orange

the best color in the world

what you say when you dont have a favorite color

that shirt is made of electric purple orange fabric

my favorite color? electric purple orange.

by gabbyglee January 13, 2009

Oh my purple

Oh my purple. A saying for the Christianly to say'Oh my God'.

Sara: Did you see what she wore to the part last night?
Tara: No, what?
Sara: Go-go boots.
Tara: Oh my purple.

by Mizzkatee August 14, 2009

purple headed bitch splitter

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006

a purple headed womb ferret

a fat cock

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

by bantu rydurr November 28, 2003