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wooding

Mizernik1: Are u horny??
Mizernik2: Yes, im litteraly wooding so hard rn!
Mizernik1: Damn.
by kurtacha69 November 13, 2022
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Tiger Woods moment

A moment when Tiger Woods (American Professional golfer) is destroying everyone in the field. As soon as he hits the ball everyone single fan goes nuts and they go even more nuts when he puts it in the hole every time. And the celebration is iconic. He tiptoes back slowly when he knows its going to go in, he raises his right arm back and when it goes in he "fist pumps" as shown in the gif. Also, another key feature is the fish lips yelling "LET'S GOOOOO!" or whatever he yells.
Remember that fist pump and the fish lips? When everyone in the galleries went nuts as soon as he hit the ball in the hole? Now THAT was a Tiger Woods moment!
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On the wood

When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.
Crazy Joe? That guy is one of our best customers he always pays on the wood.
by bookofevans February 6, 2022
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Become a wood

Become a wood is a slang used during beef or any conflict it's like basically saying dont talk shit before you become a wood,its just another way of saying if he touch me he gon be a pack for example. Tooka pack,Lil Jojo pack.
Dont be talking so much shit before you become a wood

It's cool we gon catch him slippin later on ,dont worry nigga he gon be a wood I promise you
by Become a wood April 12, 2020
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Gym wood

Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.
by Jeromeleggings March 8, 2022
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wooded

To shut yourself away from others by building a figurative wall around you.
Person 1: How's Sherry been?
Person 2: I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while. She's been completely wooded.
by idk who need this but i care4u January 18, 2023
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Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face
Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021
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