Beat your Jesus

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

by 315 & T-Dog! March 27, 2003

boston beat down

i bunch of grown men who think that the way to "stick it to the man." or "destroy the goverment." Is to start a gan beat up teenage boys, and women who clearly werent doing anything and video tape it and make a DVD.

Last month they killed women cuz they beat her to death.

by BNrizzle April 27, 2005

tool beating

when justin beats his stupid employees that cant find a pen or stapler. Or show up late

justin was tool beating at 930 .

by jason May 27, 2004

beat the cock game

You call your mom/dad to hurry and come to you. Meanwhile you try to masterbate as fast as you can until you cum. You mostly beat the cock to beat the clock. Its really intense!!

Dude I failed on the beat the cock game

by fuckster flags April 3, 2010

beat off kid

some one who beats off nearly 24/7/365 and lets the wold know

Sean Connary: "I caught you jacking off"

by Mr. Callhan June 11, 2006

beating around the bush

jerking off around a vagina

yeah baby i'm beating around the bush. let me get off next your pussy.

by megakong December 17, 2008

beat you special

to beat someone to the point of retardation, causing them to be "special needs"

Bitch, if you don't give me my money I'm fittina beat yo ass special,(beat you special)

by Eric Blackman November 19, 2007