lax bro

A guy who is overly obsessed with the game of lacrosse. There are usually found wearing a small pinnie, pastel colored polos to show their inner man, frayed hats, flip-flops and college apparel to colleges they aren't smart enough to get into. Some common phrases they use are "getter done,gnarly ,stoked,sesh,flow,turf monster and wall ball." Intense lax bros go off to private schools because there home town team can't handle there massive lax skills. Most of them come home to reunite with the kids they grew up with but they realize they don't score high enough on the bro scale. Some nicknames made up by the non-laxers are douche bag, homosexuals, fags or shit heads. Every where they go they are hated on but they still convince themselves that they are the shit!

Lax Bro 1: Hey dude whats up?
Lax Bro 2: Nothing much just the ushhh ya know just re-stringing fluffy
Lax Bro 1: Sick! When your done you should come over and lax it up
Lax Bro 2:Yeah son!! i'm coming we should coordinate pastel colored pinnies.
Lax Bro 1: Gnarly I'm wearing sky blue<3

by A Lax Bros Sister July 13, 2010

Bro-Gnar

Pronounced: broner

1. Pertains to having a boner while in close proximity to your bros

Things got a little awkward when Riley got a raging mega huge Bro-Gnar with his pledge brothers in the sauna

by WeaselTits April 13, 2010

Bro-sesh

(For kids in middle school) A planned time, usually after a party or bat mitzvah, when u can get together with ur bros n hang out all night at somebodys house. You will probably also raid a 7-11, watch South Park, and talk about which girls are hot, ugly, sluts, and also rag on the guys who arent there.

Yo, are we havin a bro-sesh after _____'s party?

by J@C December 20, 2009

Bro Save

When you intentionally or unintentionally stop a bro from hooking up with an ugly chick. It's a positive form of a cock block.

(Person 1) "Bro you hooked up with an ugly girl last night."

(Person 2) "WTF Dude, why didn't you Bro Save me, I was drunk and helpless?"

by brosave123 September 28, 2010

Bro Blocking

The opposite of cock blocking. When some one prevents you from chilling with your bro(s).

Tyrone: Damn, dan never chills any more...

Jamal: That greasy bitch hes dating is bro blocking.

by ALL I DO IS KUSH August 28, 2010

bro pono

When you do a tit for tat favor for one of your bros.

I gave my bro a few beers and he helped me get a job at the record store. Sick bro pono favor!

by Hasbroseph October 8, 2011

Bro Potion

Any energy drink , such as Monster , Red Bull , etc. , etc. , especially those with motocross ties / sponsorships .

Bro # 1 : "Man , I feel like shit this morning ... and I gotta go paint the outhouse I built over at my girlfriend's house .

Bro # 2 : " Dude , grab a couple of Monsters ( "Bro Potion" ) and peel-out in your white Silverado with the MMA stickers on it ! "

by Mike Hawkburns May 17, 2010